I'll be at Rookie's Wednesday night for the Twins Caravan, which probably means I'm going to end up interviewing Ron Gardenhire and Pat Neshek.
That might sound cool, but I'm not all that psyched. I'm sure they're going to totally be in the mood to listen to me ask them the same questions that the Twin Cities media has been pelting them with since Christmas.
Anyway, stop by and say hi if you can, otherwise wait for me to weigh in with my uncensored thoughts sometime Thursday.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it: I have six games this year. You're welcome to come back to the 'D' and see what gets vandalized next.
5/5 vs. "Fever Pitch" star Jason Varitek
*6/8 vs. "Major League"
6/11 vs. "Major League 2" slugger Jack Parkman's team
6/26 vs. Matt Clement's surgically repaired arm
8/31 vs. Costa Buck
9/25 vs. Don't call us devil Rays (a.k.a. Wade Boggs' 3,000th hit)
* Fans may need to bring own food with Sabathia in el stadio.
Also, I believe the new "Rays" nickname is to inspire the team to play like a bunch of Ray Wilsons.
Make sure to note when Gardy mentions "players battling their tails off"? Also, ask him how comfortable he is right now heading into the new season with Nick Punto as his starting 2nd baseman....I'm sure Gardy will tell you he's been putting some good swings on the ball in the batting cage lately. I think I'd shy away from mentioning anything related to "Fever Pitch" too. Tell Neshek his old lady is dymomite too.
With Joe Mauer's lack of power, and the regularity of nagging injuries, it appears he suffers from vagina-itis. It's a case where men acquire vaginas. Could you please ask Ron if Joe has this rare disease?
Thanks.
This is late and the interview is over, but I wanted you to ask him if his favorite color was purple.
Twice this summer in the bar (in the Clarion) across the highway from the sports complex I saw Gardy while the Twinks were in town wearing the brightest, purplest shirts I'd ever seen.
Bet the media in Minnesota didn't ask him that question.
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