I used to watch a lot of tennis when I was a kid, and I had a special dislike for Monica Seles; for three reasons.1 - She was, for a time, unbeatable.
2 - She squaled like a farm animal whenever she hit a forehand.
3 - She wasn't hot.
I feel kinda bad picking on someone who was once stabbed in the back by a psychotic fan (epsecially since her career was never the same after the incident), but Seles was, and probably still is, a big time dog.
Most men would probably be semi-turned on by listening to a woman howl like she's getting plowed by a jackhammer, yet Ms. Seles managed to make it pretty gross.
Makes you wonder what kind of noises she makes when she's having sex. Assuming she has sex.
With men.
Monica Seles
Professional Tennis Player 1989-2002
Ugliness: 7
Creepiness: 5
Identifying Characteristic: Hair that looks like it was pulled off of a broom, perma-scowl face, mannish body, walrus-like grunts during play. Has never heard of makeup.
Looks like: A man.
17 comments:
I'd do her!!
but I'm a big dyke.
so am I.
I think she a star, she is a wonderful tennis player, so stop calling her ugly you dyke.
YOU ARE A GREAT TENNIS PLAYER, YOU ROCK.
who told she does not look good... remember all the tabloids were running behind her beautiful bottom..and she used to expose it by wearing such outfits which wud fly up in the air
Monica Seles is a calculated, gold digging whore. She tries to come off as sweet and shy but she is a pirhanna. She likes rich, old men that owns sports teams. She must of not made enough in her tournaments.
I can't wait for Monica Seles to get voted off DWTS, the make up crew will be able to take a well deserved vacation... they worked their asses off to make her look feminine or was it the wardrobe who put her in a stupid frilly pink dress with grandma shoes?
march202002
OMG! could there be any uglier, homlier girl/man? I think she might just be a transgender. How about renaming her Pat?
I have great confidence in the viewers out there! Sooooo glad she got axed- really terrible to watch on DWTS.
Monica Seles looks like a transgender. She should really hang up the appearances because she is a total phony.
This is one ugly person. Does anyone follow that she only seeks out extremely wealthy older men? Trump and Paul Allen from Apple to name a couple. I find it humorous as she scopes out men for their $$$$!
Paul Allen is with Microsoft btw. And Monica and Trump are just friends. She was hanging out with Trump and Marla Maples when she was 16, I doubt anything sexual happened.
First of all I think you really need a life for even considering making this page - Monica in her teens was one of the most glamorous tennis players - yeah she put on weight after her stabbing and maybe didn't care about dressing up for matches - would you blame a girl for not paying attention to her looks when her dad's fighting cancer and who got stabbed and robbed of a thriving career? She so doesn't look manly - you should see how fit she is now - I'm sure when you were younger you looked down right ugly..And as far as her being a gold digger is concerned (as per some stupid comments)she's made millions from tennis and endorsements on her own merit..
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
she is and always will be a gold digging scheming calculated phony! i know-i was in her company and nothing is genuine if it doesnt serve her!
Who cares ? Your blog sucks.Poor jerk.
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