Pat Neshek is one of the candidate for the final spot on the American League All-Star team, the one that is determined by internet vote.
That's perfect, since Neshek is the most internet savvy guy in baseball. He's been running his blog, www.patneshek.com, since he was in the minors.
And Neshek, who has a 1.37 ERA and has held opponents to a .126 batting average this year, believes that will help him win the final spot, even if he has a Japanese Boston Red Sox on the ballot.
(Hey Sox fans, fuck you with the all-star thing, seriously. David Ortiz is not a first baseman.)
Neshek has been making the rounds on TV and radio trying to get the word out.
Go to mlb.com to cast your vote. You can vote as many times as you want.
21 comments:
How big is your backyard?
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Reading you get pissed about this stuff is kind of fun. He's a first baseman when they play the National League. You know, sort of like the All-Star Game. Oh, and fuck you too.
It'll be difficult to out-vote the city of Boston. Being that Red Sox fans are unemployable, they are able to cast votes throughout the day from their parent's basements. ...in between downloading porn, of course, as they are un-dateable turds.
VOTE OR DIE MUTHAFUCKA VOTE OR DIE
I don't know, p diddy hasn't told me i should vote for this. So I'm not quite sure yet if it is important. I'll keep an eye out for his recommendation, but until then, I think i'll stick to watching the webcams of bostonians voting and surfing porn.
Bostonians are ass-eaters. Fuck 'em.
Hey dumbass, vote for Neshek. btw, my new voting slogan is, "Vote or be an asshole like myself." What do you think?
Diddy - How 'bout this?
Vote or watch your career spiral down the shitter as you lose all street cred. Also, get dumped by a stupid Latin bitch. Like me.
Asseaters....ha ha. Outstanding.
I've been at work for about four hours and I've spen the entire time voting for Pat. Seriously. Haven't done anything else.
My job rules.
Please, no one tell on me.
I've spent the last 8 hours voting for Okajima. Eat MY ass.
Okajima is a Japanese. How dare you.
You are a traitor to this country.
Diddy does not approve.
You suck. Asseater.
Vote for Neshek or I will sit on you.
I look like Bartolo Colon.
My name is Indigo Montoya!
You killed my father!
Prepare to die!
Stop saying that!
I voted. For you to eat LOAF!
nice try at being p diddy, p diddy. everyone knows he dropped the p. grow up.
I don't know who this Escobar is, but his name is so fun to say, that I'll probably vote for him.
Have any of you actually visited Pat Neshek's site? It's so cute how he signs his name by making a football out of the capital P. And the content is so captivating! "I guess what I want is to interact with the fans and make them learn and laugh." Indeed you have Pat. Indeed you have.
Hey, nice audition today for the final spot on the All-Star team Pat!
Eat the shit out of my ass, ZSS.
Well Pat, how about we put that to a vote?
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