Tuesday, June 13, 2006

From the B.F.D File

JJ Redick got arrested for DUI last night.
Apparently as he was driving along, saw a checkpoint, whipped a U-ie to try to avoid it, and got picked up.
He then blew a 0.11. North Carolina, like many other Nazi states, has lowered the legal limit to 0.08.
For those of you non-alkies out there, the fact that JJ blew a .11, especially considering he's a big-time athlete, means he probably had a wine cooler and a scoobie snack before getting in his car.
How lame.
If you're gonna get a Dewey get your moneys worth.
Tim Hardaway once got pulled over for going 130 mph in town, and later blew a 0.264.
That's a man's Dewey.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I once knew a guy who thought he was sober enough to drive home and was caught in a checkpoint, then our drunk asses had to walk a long way back into town. Those dirty ass pigs have nothing better to do than pick on people trying to make it home to their family and friends.

Anonymous said...

You people are idiots! If someone in your family was killed by a drunk driver you would think differently about this. You think just because someone is an athlete they are exempt from the rules, well they are not. You people (and all the drunken idiots) all need to take a drivers ed. class and watch all the videos with dead people's bodies, laying there torn asunder because some idiot either thought they were above the law or they just didn't car and got in the car drunk!