Was a lookin' at the ol' rulebook and spotted this:
Rule 32A7: Belt or no belt for girl refs? Well, many a handsome pleated pant has no belt. In addition, there's a certain athletic look to a pant that has no belt. It's like you're saying: "Hey, I'm an athlete just like the players. They don't wear beats on their uniforms and neither do I."
But, as is so often the case with girl refs, sometimes it is wise to go with a more dignified look, especially given that dignity will be in short supply once you're out there on the court screwing something up every few minutes.
But again, the belt adds another accessory to the ensemble that must fit correctly. The coaches start bitching and you, the girl ref, start eating. I mean, you really start putting it away. Chips, dips, whatever is in front of you. You know the food will take your mind of the incessant yelling from coaches only temporarily, but that's good enough.
It won't be too long into the nightly Elvis impersonation at the dinner table and you're going to need a new belt. The one you got now, the one you hoped would add needed dignity to the inevitable sodomization of basketball you are responsible for, is too damn tight.
Go take some of that girl reffing money and buy another, longer belt. There are plenty of guys who have gotten their nuts shot off by snipers in wars over the years, so don't feel bad about your biological predicament. Just buy a new belt.
6 comments:
Yeah, this sucks.
I hate the 72 Dolphins too, but this was still pretty awesome. Brady played like burnt ass, and Coughlin outcoached Bellicheck. That amuses me.
The Vikings beat the NFL champion by 30 on the road. The NFL sucks.
Cue the "Price Is Right" lose music.
The Patriots are the most dominant team to not win a Super Bowl since the '68 Colts. Bully for them.
And it's okay if you are still bitter about SB VIII. Man, did the Vikes get destroyed in that one.
Football hates you. Ask your uncle, second-stringer.
Was a lookin' at the ol' rulebook and spotted this:
Rule 32A7: Belt or no belt for girl refs? Well, many a handsome pleated pant has no belt. In addition, there's a certain athletic look to a pant that has no belt. It's like you're saying: "Hey, I'm an athlete just like the players. They don't wear beats on their uniforms and neither do I."
But, as is so often the case with girl refs, sometimes it is wise to go with a more dignified look, especially given that dignity will be in short supply once you're out there on the court screwing something up every few minutes.
But again, the belt adds another accessory to the ensemble that must fit correctly. The coaches start bitching and you, the girl ref, start eating. I mean, you really start putting it away. Chips, dips, whatever is in front of you. You know the food will take your mind of the incessant yelling from coaches only temporarily, but that's good enough.
It won't be too long into the nightly Elvis impersonation at the dinner table and you're going to need a new belt. The one you got now, the one you hoped would add needed dignity to the inevitable sodomization of basketball you are responsible for, is too damn tight.
Go take some of that girl reffing money and buy another, longer belt. There are plenty of guys who have gotten their nuts shot off by snipers in wars over the years, so don't feel bad about your biological predicament. Just buy a new belt.
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