It was really fun to tell the 5,000 or so Yankee fans at Friday night's game to stick it.Thanks to Scott Baker.
He was terrific.
4 Jag-Bombs: Baker. 7 innings, 3 hits, 1 run. Against a loaded lineup.
3 Jag-Bombs: Lew Ford. 2 hits and a terrific throw to nail Jorge Posada trying to score at home. Posada might be my least favorite Yankee ever, so that was cool. You suck, Posada.
3 Jag-Bombs: Juan Castro. Knew the dude could play the field. But right now he's hitting, too. Executed a text-book hit and run to set up a run in the second (he hit the ball right to the hole where the 2B had been, God it was beautiful), then finished a nine-pitch at-bat with an RBI single in the 8th. Right now Gardy looks pretty smart for picking Castro.
2 Jag-Bombs: Juan Rincon. Great job getting out of that jam in the 8th. Rincon is a stud.
1 Jag-Bomb: Johnny Damon. Thanks for still throwin like a girl, Johnny. Means I'll always have taunting ammunition no matter the score.
2 Car-Bombs: Rondell White. Hit the fucking ball.
1 Car-Bomb: Justin Morneau. His 4 early homers have overshadowed the fact that he's still holding onto many of his bad habits, and he's hitting, what .211? Not out of the woods, yet.
2 comments:
dude, ditch the jag/car bomb rewards. nice try, but you missed.
try these on for size.
two golden showers for Santana. He pitched seven solid.
Or, two purple nurples for Morneau for the game winner.
how bout a hot carl for each of the 42 thousand plus at the dome that showed their support for the twinks...you included. that might be tough though.
maybe a reach around for Liriano, which I'm sure you'd be the first in line.
just had to have some fun wit ya.
CK
Dirty Sanchez for Mariano Rivera.
Cleveland Steamer for Jeter.
Red headed slut for Bobby Kielty.
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