Francisco Liriano is good.Like, really good.
Good like, the Beatles, or the Sopranos, or steak and shrimp.
Last night he just about no-hit the Angels.
Since becoming a starter for the Twins he is 16-0 with a 0.03 ERA and 674 strikeouts in 99 innings.
Or something like that.
He's so good that Johan Santana might now be the Twins second best pitcher.
In case you didn't already know, the Twins got him, and Joe Nathan (who struck out the side in the 9th last night) and Boof Bonser for AJ Pierzynski.
In a related move, I traded Chris Solari six ounces of my own feces for a case of Budweiser, a Playstation 3 and Alanis Morrissette's phone number.
Joe Mauer, he's good too.
He's hitting like .360.
This team may not win the Central this year, but the future still looks promising.
5 comments:
my sentiments exactly! It should have been 0 hits. Nice fucking trade though!!! 6 oz. of protein metabolites, broken down sugars, and water for all that....speechless. At least Jesse Crain didn't get into the game, Hoo-fucking-ray!!
rusty
How did Solari get Alanis Morrisette's phone number? He asked for mine and I was all, hell no.
how bout that catch by Lew Ford in the 8th? is that guy a stud or what? LEWWWWWW! I wouldn't trade him for six ounces of shit, chunky or smooth. LEWWWWWWWW!
rusty what are you a doctor or something?
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