Saturday, February 18, 2006

Ugly Athlete No. 3 - Dirk Nowitzki


I don't know who the kid is (looks like a guy I used to work with at B-dubs) but the drunk fool next to him is NBA All-Star Dirk Nowitzki of the Dallas Mavericks, who, as you can see, is one ugly motherfucker.
I don't know why, but if you are white, and over 6-feet-9 inches tall, you are about 99% certain to be ugly as shit. If you're European, it's like 100%.
Dirk often shaves his head and face, at which point he's even uglier.
I think someone probably told him at some point to grow his hair and goatee long to try and hide his ugliness. It's a ploy Mike Miller is also using these days.
That picture is so horrible that if I was that kid I'd throw it away. I know it's cool to have a picture of yourself with a drunk NBA star trying to give the finger, but seriously, that shit's just hard to look at.
Dirk Nowitzki
NBA Basketball Player 1999 - present
Ugliness: 10
Creepiness: 5
Identifying Characteristic: An all-around horribleness. He's German.
Looks like: Hard to tell in the above picture, but kind of like Skeletor of He-Man fame. Especially when he shaves his shit.

12 comments:

Newt said...

It that Saturn (sp?) with Dirk?

SDTwin said...

Ya mean Satter....it sure looks like him

Anonymous said...

I think it looks like a certain Steve who worked in the Bdub's kitchen, whom may I add smells as bad as Dirk looks.

Anonymous said...

WOW! About the funniest shit i've ever read. Laughed my butt off.

Anonymous said...

He also kinda looks like nightcrawler from X-Men

dirk nowitzki fan said...

That ugly drunk ass bum is probaly givin the fingr to his momma

Anonymous said...

yo who is this due who writes this shit if u aint lokin lyk a brad pitt or george clooney....u best not say shit

Anonymous said...

That's not cool man. People cannot help how they look

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